Episode 65
February 29, 2020
It’s a Nice Suit
MST3K 322 • Master Ninja I
Hosted by Adam Clarke and Chris Piuma
Master Ninja I , a “movie” that is just two episodes of failed 1984 Timothy Van Patten and Lee Van Cleef ninja-’em-up tv show The Master, leaps at Chris and Adam this Leap Day to overhear them talking about karate kids, film ventures, middling families, swamped things, and wheelchair dancing.
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It’s Just A Show Master Ninja I, a “movie” that is just two episodes of failed 1984 Timothy Van Patten and Lee Van Cleef ninja-’em-up tv show The Master, leaps at Chris and Adam this Leap Day to overhear them talking about karate kids, film ventures, middling families, swamped things, and wheelchair dancing. More episodes
Show Notes.
Master Ninja I: IMDB. MST3K Wiki.
From Grizzly to Great White: The Death of Film Ventures International.
Dick van Patten, his sister Joyce, his wife Patricia, their kids, Vincent, Nels, and James, and then there’s Timothy.
Hell Night indeed features Linda Blair.
Swamp Thing has a fan wiki, of course.
We talked about Swamp Thing in our episode on Cosmic Princess.
Swamp Thing cares about littering.
Stephen J. Cannell’s vanity card.
We talked about Casablanca in our episode on Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
Contraceptive Comeback: The Maligned IUD Gets a Second Chance.
How to Make a Ninja Impact Smoke Bomb.
An example of wheelchair dancing.
The freeware photo-editing software with the terrible name.
Bonus.
Support It’s Just A Show on Patreon and hear a bonus bit with a weird Eight Is Enough factoid.